Seven-O-Heaven #079

Oyster Fest - Annual festival held on the Arcata Plaza that attracts "serious babeage." Unfortunately, it's hard to maintain an aura of attractiveness while slurping bivalves down your gullet.
Arcata Plaza - The cultural and spiritual hub of Humboldt County. Drinking alcohol on the Plaza is forbidden on days when fried crustaceans are unavailable. For more buzzkill Plaza rules, see 7OH #025.
Disneyland - Located in Anaheim, CA. Home to Mickey Mouse. The happiest place on earth.
8th Level Mario - Located in the Mushroom Kingdom. Home to King Bowser. The most frustrating place on earth.
Rubiks Cube - 3D mechanical puzzle popular in the 1980s. A stupid, stupid waste of time.