Seven-O-Heaven #078

Marie Calendar's Fountain - For many a young bored, male teenager in Eureka, the fountain in front of Marie Calendar's has provided release from adolescent monotony. Of course, we at Seven-O-Heaven never engaged in something as juvenile as filling the ornamental pond with soap just to watch the suds spill out across Broadway. That would be silly.
Tide - A great brand of laundry detergent to put in a fountain to to produce maximum suds. Oh, allegedly.
"Sudsiness" - Quantified by measuring the volume of suds produced per unit of soap. Trademark 2010 Seven-O-Heaven.
2010 Gulf Oil Spill - With some of the crazy crap that was tried to stop the spill, does Will's idea really seem that bad?