Title: Seximar Club
Published: 5/20/09
Starring: Will Startare, Andrew Goff
Photos: Jorgen Roberts

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     Ah, the first Seven-O-Heaven I ever got (not much) flak about. Can you believe the Ingomar Club rejected my application for membership? Oh well. After the first two Seven-O-Heavens were published, my wife Jen informed me that her grandparents were already cutting the comic out of the paper to save which made me a little uneasy knowing that this one was coming up. I had visions of them going to Figuerido's to rent "Eyes Wide Shut" followed by their eyes exploding in their heads.  

     It's a good thing a comic strip is held to no standards of journalistic integrity, because this strip is basically just spreading a salacious, unfounded rumor, which, I must admit, was quite a thrill for me. As far as I know, the Carson Mansion does not actually play host to high-class, cult-like orgies, but then again it was a "Mens Only" club up until relatively recently. So, who knows.    

      To be fair, I know a few people who are members, and they seem to be actual humans. And I have eaten dinner there (once). I guess, in deciding to go the direction I did with this, I was just assuming that anyone with enough money to be an Ingomar Club member was most likely mature enough to take a joke. If I'm wrong, they can probably afford to have me killed. Then we're even.  

      -AG


 
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